Haiku makes everything seem better

Over on a FB group titled Children’s Books, we’ve been experiencing a little spam lately. (Okay, maybe more than a little.) From some bozos wanting us to pay for Amazon reviews to people insisting they can teach us how to make $5k a month on Kindle. It’s annoying. But when one of the other group members put up poetry in response to the latest spammer, it made me realize that we could answer the annoyances with–well, I chose Haiku.

KU changed the rules
Children’s eBooks hardest hit
Let me sell you this.

And then it occurred to me that all of the big issues sweeping the publishing world can be made better by Haiku.

Sad Puppies stuffed vote
The Hugo field was bushwhacked
Fans will still read books

See? Fun and topical. Let’s do a few more.

AU hates the ‘Zon
They’re stuck in 1900s
It’s 2015

Okay, I think I have one more in me tonight.

Harper Lee’s new book
Set new printing records
Her lawyer loves it

Your turn.

Ready for Ravencon

New business cards? Check
Phone and tablet charging? Check
Copies of both books? Check
App on tablet so people can use their credit cards if they want to buy books from me? Check

Okay. I’m ready for Ravencon. Now to figure out what to wear…

Happy 7th Tiggerversary!

Seven years ago today, I picked up my big dumb fluffball from Wendy’s Feline Friends (head over there and kick in a few bucks if you’ve got ’em).

That was then.

Tig 3.0 in my books

This is now.
Tig at 8

Happy Passover!

A happy Passover to all my Jewish friends and readers out there.

Have a Rube Goldberg Technion Passover

There aren’t any Catmages at this Passover Seder, but boy, are there a lot of smart kids!

 

Going to Ravencon

I’ll be at Ravencon the weekend of April 24-26 for anyone in the Richmond area. I’ll be on a couple of panels and will also have a book signing. Looking forward to discussing how to find a good workshop for up-and-coming writers, as well as all of the fun involved with being at a con.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to one. It’ll be fun.

Seven years of Tig 3.0

While writing a check yesterday, the date struck me as familiar. Turns out it was Tig 3.0’s seventh birthday. I picked him up on April 18, 2008, and he was about two months old. A belated happy birthday to my third Tigger, who is currently sitting on the sofa downstairs, looking out the window at the birds. Here’s my boy watching the snow come down on Monday. May we have many more years together.

 

Tigger

This is why words matter

You need to choose your words carefully. This is an actual headline on Bloomberg News. Strangely, the URL has a different–and less confusing–headline.

Words matter.

North Koreans Walk Across Frozen River to Kill Chinese for Food

bad headline

Short stories for you

I’m currently editing and rewriting some of my short stories to put up on the blog for free. They’re in PDF format, so pretty much everyone except for that lone holdover with the ancient browser that can’t read PDFs will be able to read them online. I trust that none of my readers are that person.

The first story, Rainbow’s End, is here. I’ll add more as I get to them.

One of the stories, “Through A Dragon’s Eye,” is getting a completely new ending. And by “ending” I mean “part three”. I wrote it back before I went to the Clarion Writers Workshop (it’s one of the stories that got me in). I wrote a second story with the same characters. Part three will make the story about 12-13,000 words, and I’m thinking of putting it out for sale when it’s done. I think I’ll put the first part here for free.

A happy new year to you all

2014 ended nicely for me. My free promotion of Darkness Rising on Amazon got over 2,000 downloads. Readers are already adding their reviews and buying book two. It’s a lovely way to end one year and begin another.

An emailing service called BookSCREAM (@BookSCREAM) picked up the promotion, and I’m guessing about three quarters of my downloads were due to that. So thanks, BookSCREAM, and my fellow authors, keep an eye out for them. They’re an up-and-comer worth watching.

Happy new year, everyone!